Sir:
We are very pleased to report that our home-drive recovery efforts are making great strides and leaps.
From a ragtag data amounting to less than a gigabyte, we have now salvaged and recovered almost 80% of the information lost due to the accidental reformatting of our hard drive D:/ or what we often called J-Control.
Based from the assessment of our Music, Documents and Utilities Salvage Division or MDUSD, we lost more than half of our Mp3s from folders Light Alternative, Alterno-Rock, Pinoy Alternative and Club Nation. Our Eraserheads collection, as well as the After Image, Smashing Pumpkins and Goo Goo Dolls was completely erased from our hard drive. The Hip-Hop/RnB and the Oldies folder were completely eradicated as well.
As of our last count, we still need to recover 241 Mp3 files out of our previous 900-strong from external sources. However, praises to your visionary thinking, our Data Search Contingent discovered several of your CDs which contained megabites of data your burned as back-up eons before. In fact, one of the CDs they recovered contained all your priceless word documents from college and beyond. These cache of files saved us weeks of recovery and CD sorting in your CD Cases. We would also like to adore you for not erasing your sent folder in your Yahoo Mail, for it is there where we found the key that would unlock your total number of Mp3s listed in your hard drive.
Aside from this good news, we are also very happy to inform you that we seeked the assistance of a cyber-mage this afternoon, and his wisdom allowed us to finally execute Sims2 in our system. You can now tap and play this wonderful and awe-inspiring game whenever you want.
We have calculated that it would only take less than 2 days before we finally recover 95% of your lost files. As you can see, our data-controller teams have been working double shifts just to ensure that we would meet our deadline.
Lastly sir, our efforts would prove to be impossible without the assistance of...
This God-given software allowed us to extract (download) most of our lost mp3s in cyberspace in the fastest given time possible. However, our network to the matrix would just allow us limited data stream, so we seek a more powerful entity which is the DSL, that would allow us to make giant leaps in our project.
This is all for now sir. Indeed, the destruction of our hard drive left us crippled and almost lost. I believe that we should, from now on, take the necessary steps to further protect our priceless data from such accidents.
We will keep you posted for major developments.
Sincerely:
Imogen Cyberdrone One
Imogen-XP, Windows
We are very pleased to report that our home-drive recovery efforts are making great strides and leaps.
From a ragtag data amounting to less than a gigabyte, we have now salvaged and recovered almost 80% of the information lost due to the accidental reformatting of our hard drive D:/ or what we often called J-Control.
Based from the assessment of our Music, Documents and Utilities Salvage Division or MDUSD, we lost more than half of our Mp3s from folders Light Alternative, Alterno-Rock, Pinoy Alternative and Club Nation. Our Eraserheads collection, as well as the After Image, Smashing Pumpkins and Goo Goo Dolls was completely erased from our hard drive. The Hip-Hop/RnB and the Oldies folder were completely eradicated as well.
As of our last count, we still need to recover 241 Mp3 files out of our previous 900-strong from external sources. However, praises to your visionary thinking, our Data Search Contingent discovered several of your CDs which contained megabites of data your burned as back-up eons before. In fact, one of the CDs they recovered contained all your priceless word documents from college and beyond. These cache of files saved us weeks of recovery and CD sorting in your CD Cases. We would also like to adore you for not erasing your sent folder in your Yahoo Mail, for it is there where we found the key that would unlock your total number of Mp3s listed in your hard drive.
Aside from this good news, we are also very happy to inform you that we seeked the assistance of a cyber-mage this afternoon, and his wisdom allowed us to finally execute Sims2 in our system. You can now tap and play this wonderful and awe-inspiring game whenever you want.
We have calculated that it would only take less than 2 days before we finally recover 95% of your lost files. As you can see, our data-controller teams have been working double shifts just to ensure that we would meet our deadline.
Lastly sir, our efforts would prove to be impossible without the assistance of...
This God-given software allowed us to extract (download) most of our lost mp3s in cyberspace in the fastest given time possible. However, our network to the matrix would just allow us limited data stream, so we seek a more powerful entity which is the DSL, that would allow us to make giant leaps in our project.
This is all for now sir. Indeed, the destruction of our hard drive left us crippled and almost lost. I believe that we should, from now on, take the necessary steps to further protect our priceless data from such accidents.
We will keep you posted for major developments.
Sincerely:
Imogen Cyberdrone One
Imogen-XP, Windows
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