Don't Do This At Home Kids (Eksenang Chorva Scene 7)

Scene: Mother inspects some dirty laundry in the basket when suddenly, I entered into the scene and she pops this unusual question to me.

Mudra: Anak naihi ka ba sa shorts mo?

Me: HINDEE MA! BAKEEEET?

Mudra: Eh bakit may nadampian akong mamasa-masa dito sa shorts mo???

Me: Suddenly pauses for a moment... remembered something I did a while ago. Then secretly blushed and replied...


Mama Sipon Ko Po Yan!!!


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Mother throws the dirty shorts back in the basket as she shrieks loudly in a falsetto voice. Then she made sermon about proper hygiene and the prevention of virus at home. As she made talak about this and that, I secretly exited the scene vowing that next time I do that...

I would be more careful.











Good thing, I really have a flu these days.

The Memory Of Trees

Something I wrote after having a date with IceRose yesterday

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"Once upon a time, there was this confused boy who was controlled by his heterosexual heart. Every year during his college, he would bond with a certain girl that somehow he would get attached to at the middle of the year. Unfortunately, he was ruled by his torpe attitude so usually it never prospered. The one before his ex-girlfriend was a different story - For he developed special feelings for this girl. Their bond was so deep but unfortunately, it never bore fruits for his admission of feelings came too late. She found herself a boyfriend the day this boy would confess his feelings for her...

A year has passed. This boy got over her. He found himself another girl to bond with - which eventually became his first girlfriend. Six months after, the boy and the girl broke up. Boy became a full pledged bisexual. After three years, boy evolved to become a homosexual.

In the same span of time the boy was happily living his homosexual existence, the girl before his girlfriend broke up with his boyfriend but left her a kid to raise on her own. This afternoon, the boy and the girl before his ex met. After five years of relatively civil contact, after two years of gruelling tension between the boy and the girl's ex boyfriend, They dated again..."

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After a long walk at baywalk yesterday afternoon,

And after a dinner date at Shakey's while we watched some kids in their costumes attending a birthday party,

And after I accompanied her home, while she told me about a time when I was head over heels to her...

... the 3 am call while I was heavily drunk during college

... the time my ex-girlfriend befriended her just to get some "vital" information about my interests

... the time I was caught up in the crossfire since her boyfriend percieved that I was meddling with their affairs.

Our date reminded me that I had a good heterosexual life.

For a moment there, while we were re-living our past lives one saturday afternoon. I swear,

being with her made me feel how to be a heterosexual again.