What If

Alyssa Alano becomes a Call Center Tech Support and Jimmy Santos is her Sup (Supervisor)?

ALYSSA: "Tsenk you for calling Vell Comfuterz, dzis iz Alyzza how may I helf you?"

CUSTOMER: "I'd like to report this laptop I bought from you guys a month ago. I cant seem to install any software on it. It could be a hardware problem but I want to check it up with you guys."

ALYSSA: "Perz of all ser, I am a girl, okay? You keep on telling me you guyz but as you can see, I'm a girl. And I'm only one so I am not a flural ok? Avowt your frovlem with your laftof, what kind of sopweyr are you installing? Because if it was a hardweyr frovlem you will not call us but just bring your laftof to the hardweyr in your neyvorhud."

CUSTOMER: "Good god! I don't believe this! Are you for real? Can I talk to your supervisor?"

ALYSSA: (Flattered) "Oh velive it! I'm for real! Touch me o...I'm real! I'm not a flashtick I'm a human plesh! But if you want to talk to my sufervisor, it's okay, I'll foot him in the fone..."

JIMMY SANTOS: "Helloooo there every all! What seems to be the problem solving of the top of your lap?"

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Espetial tenks to Papichulo168 of Pinoyexchange.com for making my first morning of 2007 a hilarious one!

Day Off

Heto ang aking mga dahilan kung bakit masarap gumising ng sobrang aga kahit walang pasok sa work:

1. Malamig at tahimik ang lansangan.

2. Para ka lang nag-absent sa work, thus hindi masyadong apektado ang body clock mo.

3. Solb na solb ang bakasyon dahil sa haba ng oras at araw mong gising - kahit na nagpuyat ka pa rin kinagabihan.

4. Ang makita ang papasikat na araw o sunrise - kahit araw-araw mo pa itong nakikita sa tuwing pumapasok ka ay refreshing pa rin.

5. Mas masarap mag-isip at magmuni muni tuwing umaga.

6. At dahil ikaw lang ang gising sa bahay, hawak mo ang iyong oras.

7. Masarap mag umagahan ng sinangag, tocino at pritong itlog na handa ng iyong yaya.

8. Masarap kumanta ng Batibot, tuwing may Flag Ceremony.

9. Walang sisigaw sa iyo ng "bumangon ka na Joms, tanghali na!!" (pero considering na tanghali talaga gumising ang mga tao dito sa bahay, kahit alas diyes pa ako bumangon, wala pa rin sa aking magsasabi ng ganito.)

10. Sapagkat ang bawat umaga ay tanda ng bagong pag-asa, para magsimula muli, itama ang mga pagkukulang at pagkakamali ng nakaraang araw at magplano ng matiwasay para sa mahabang araw na daraan. (shet ang lalim!)

Happy New Year Everyone!!